~endranceorochimaru

kabutos secrets
Current mood: silly


Kabuto: *walks down through the halls of the castle with snakegirl right behind him looking through the doors thinking to himself....man! I've got to find somebody to get her used to the village! I don't have time for this!* *looks through the last door in the hallway and see's Sakon sitting at a table* Hey Sakon!

sakon:wat

Kabuto: I need you to show her around and get her used to things...you know, introduce her to others and stuff like that.

sakon: cant u do it

Kabuto: *looks at him annoyed* I'm a little busy and it looks like you're just sitting around so why can't you?

sakon: i have things to do *thinks: wat a pest*

Kabuto: Oh yeah? and what's sooo important that you have to do?

sakon: thats none of your bussiness and ur wasting ur time talking to me *thinks: will he ever go away!*

Kabuto: heh, well then I'll just have to tell lord Orochimaru how you feel. *smirk*

sakon:*evil smile* go ahead i wont get in trouble cuz he told me to do something

Kabuto: *looks at him curious* .....what?

sakon: now if you would mind your own bussiness

Kabuto: Fine! But I'm leaving her with you anyway! *smiles evil as he walks away leaving her there*

sakon:*teleports b4 he could do anything*

snakegirl: *looks around and is all alone* Heh....people are very friendly here. *sarcasm*



sakon: *spys on kabuto*

snakegirl: *walks up behind you* whatcha doin'?

sakon: shhhh!

snakegirl: *whispers: what?*

sakon: kabuto cant know im here its part of my job to spy on him since orochimaru thinks hes disgracing us

snakegirl: Disgracing us? how is he digracing us? While we were walking all he could talk about was how he was Orochimaru's favorite and how he was second in command and everything else.

sakon: damn that bitch all he does is brag and make up stuff . well orochimaru heard a rumor that he was working the sand village and i have to find out wat hes up to

snakegirl: damn! *covers her mouth real quick realizing that she said that to loud* Kabuto: *turns around* Did I hear something????

sakon:*hides kameko and himself*

Kabuto: *walks towards where they are hiding* huh....guess it was nothing....*walks away*

sakon:that was a close 1

snakegirl: hehe...sorry.

sakon: ok i have to find out wat hes up to

snakegirl: Wait! Can I come along to? I don't know what else to do because I'm new. Please.

sakon: wats ur capability

snakegirl: *smile* I'm glad you asked. I used to be a leaf ninja and was taken here after being captured and was experimented on. He made me a half snake half human like he is. So I have all his powers. I can also pull a scythe out of a rift that I use....hmmm.....I hold poison in my chakra points and can use it to poison people. I also have a curse that makes something wierd happen everytime my blood hits the ground......

sakonk u can come

snakegirl: Yay!

Kabuto: *walks out of the castle*

sakon: oh no hes getting away

snakegirl: hmmm....it looks like he's walking toward the forest.

sakon: hmmm i cant think of how to get info from him

sakon: can u>

snakegirl:you want me to help us get info on him?

sakon:yea

snakegirl*smile* you got it! *turns herself into a giant snake then turns to you* look, I'm a talking snake. hehe there are a lot of giant snakes in that forest so I'll blend right in. You'll have to trust me and hop into my mouth. I'll keep it open enough so that you can look out through it and spy on him.

sakon: very well

*hops in mouth*

snakegirl*closes mouth but keeps it open enough for you to look out and slithers into the forest looking for Kabuto then spot him near a water fall cooking fish that he's caught. Hides in the trees nearby watching*

sakon: wats he saying i cant hear?

snakegirl:*lowers head and opens mouth to let you out so you can hear*

kabuto: hmm........

snakegirl:*turns back into a half snake half human* What's he saying?

Kabuto: *looks around while sitting on the ground eatting then lefts one of his legs a little and farts*

SAKON:ewwww!!

Kameko: *covers her mouth trying not to laugh out loud and rolls on the ground*

KABUTO: AHHH THAT FEELS GOOD

KABUTO: MAN !! I KNOW I SHOULD SWIM NAKED!

snakegirl: *holds onto her mouth muffling her laugh*

sakonk he has a sick mind

snakegirl: *watches him from the bushes* I wonder how big it is.

sakon: huh?

snakegirl: He's swimming naked right?

sakonMG!

sakon: dont tell me u like that nerd

snakegirl: *shrugs* He's okay.

sakon:LMAO!!!!

kabuto: huh?

snakegirl: shhhhh!!!!

kabuto: i think someones here

snakegirl: Quick! *grabs Sakon's hand and pulls you back into a bush farther away*

kabuto: ah ha!! ..........must have been a squirrel

snakegirl: phew!

sakon: jeez we havent gotten any info yet

kabuto: wat should i do next?....

kabuto: oh yea my secret that not even orochimaru know

kabuto: *reads out loud* dear diary last night i peed into orochimarus bed and blamed it on tayuya

snakegirl: *eyes get big*

sakon: o.o my god

sakon: ive been wasting my time

snakegirl: Man tell me about it.

sakon: ok weve been wasting our time kabuto is completly retarted

Kabuto: Huh???? Okay. I know someone is here now. I hear people talking. *walks towards the bush*

sakon:*whispers* lets fight him

snakegirl: Do you think Orochimaru would mind?

sakon: i dont think .... and we can show him the diary about the accident

snakegirl: hehe...sounds cool.

kabuto: wat are u guys doing here

kabuto: i hope u didnt see me swim

sakon: no no not at all!!

snakegirl: Oh I did! me me me me! *waves hands in the air and jumps up and down*

kabuto: blushes

sakon:shh!

snakegirl: what? I did!

snakegirl:*confused*

kabuto: well im going to lord orochimaru

sakon: wat for

snakegirl: ....um....Kabuto....I have a question to ask.....

kabuto:...yes

kabuto: im waiting

snakegirl: well.....

kabuto: i dont have time for this

kabuto: say it now or im leaving

snakegirl: why were you sleeping in Orochimaru's bed?

kabuto:well.....uh....

kabuto: i...i..

kabuto: got to go!

snakegirl: Hey wait mister! *tackles him to the ground* You're not going anywhere!

kabuto:wat did i do

snakegirl: You swam naked.

kabuto: its not illegal

snakegirl: Yeah but being as cute as you is. *smile*

kabuto:wats that suppose to mean!

sakon: oh boy better get out of here

snakegirl: I'm not letting you go!

snakegirl: *pulls off his glasses* Sakon! Catch! *throws you his glasses*

sakon: oops missed

*glasses fall onto a rock and break*

snakegirl: oops!

sakon: ahhahahahha thats hilarious

snakegirl: *laughs* looks like you aren't going anywhere even if you wanted to

sakon:lol u little brat u desirved it

Kabuto: Grrrr! You think I'm a little brat?!?!?! I'm Orochimaru's favorite. You're nothing!

snakegirl: *looks over at Sakon*

sakon: oh ya then y doesnt he trust u

Kabuto: Huh?

sakon: dont huh? me

snakegirl: *looks back and forth at both of them*

sakon: im leaving

Kabuto: I really have no idea what you're talking about.

sakon: ull find out soon enough

sakon:*takes diary and runs to orochimaru*

snakegirl:Woo!!!! Go Sakon!

Kabuto: No!!!!! *runs after Sakon*

sakon: orochimaru!!!

orochimaru: yes?

sakon: i have kabutos secret!!!

Kabuto: *runs up with Kameko following behind* Hey!!! Give that back!!!!

sakon: ull never make me

sakon:*tosses diary to orochimaru*

snakegirl: *laughs*

Kabuto: *starts blushing*

orochimaru: kabuto wat is this!!

Kabuto: uh...um....well...heheh....

orochimaru: i have had it with u!

Kabuto: eep!

orochimaru: y did u pee and sleep in my bed!!!

Kabuto: um....well...you see lord Orochimaru.....

orochimaru: tell me know or else ill kill u

snakegirl: Wait! Don't kill him! At least he's not betraying you like you thought he was!

Kabuto: WHAT!?!?!

orochimaru: ..........

*long pause*

Kabuto: Looks like I'm not the only one with explaining to do!

orochimaru: i dont like nerds....

orochimaru: bed wetter

Kabuto: *tears well up in his eyes**falls to the floor and crys*

orochimaru: wats wrong

snakegirl: *thinks: man he is kinda pathetic.... oh well*

sakon: glad ur on my side orochimaru

Kabuto: You called me a nerd then you called me a bed wetter!

snakegirl: .....*thinks: I don't know who's side to be on*

orochimaru: well its true

snakegirl: Aww but yha don't have to be so hard on him.

orochimaru: lmao thats the softes i go

sakon: you tell em!!!

kabuto: ok i might have bladder problems but u dont have to make fun of me

snakegirl: Kabuto....it'd be better not to remind them of your problem....

orochimaru: remember ur job is to serve me not pee in my bed

kabuto: i cant see!!

snakegirl: *tries not to laugh*

sakon: pathetic...

sakon: well i would love to stay but i have better things to do

orochimaru: tell me y u slept in my bed now!!!

Kabuto: Well.....The boogy man was in my closet that night.

orochimaru: i thought u were a worthy ninja but i guess im wrong

sasuke:*out of the blue* omg! i admit it i admit it im GAY im GAY!!

snakegirl: *looks over at Sasuke with big eyes* !!!!!!! wtf!?!?!

sasuke: sorry but i finally could let everyone know

snakegirl: *looks around* Anyone else have a secret?!?!

sakon: i do.....

sakon: my brother is older than me lmao

snakegirl: *falls over with shock*

orochimaru: kabuto u better clean my bed

Kabuto: I would if I could see!!!!

orochimaru: give kabuto his broken glasses ....well fix it

*

Kabuto: How am I supposed to do that?!?!?!?!?

orochimaru:go to an eye doctor

Kabuto: *walks off grumbling*

snakegirl: Man what a day! Is the sound village like this everyday?!?!

sakon: no its just a weird day today

snakegirl: Oh why did it have to happen on my first day!?!?!

sakon: lol

*looks over at Orochimaru* What are you going to do about Sasuke?

orochimaru:uh....*walks off*

snakegirl: *thinks:well that was wierd....* *looks over at Sasuke who's dancing around and skipping while humming a happy tune*

sasuke: it feels good to let ur emotions out!

snakegirl: *whispers to Sakon: Is that why he always walked around acting like he had something stuck up his ass? Because he didn't let his emotions out?*

sakon: thats y we call him emo uchiha

snakegirl: oh....hey, what do you think Kabuto is up to now?

sakon: something stupid thats for sure maybe he went swimming again

snakegirl You think he pees in the water to? ewwww

sakon: im not going to answer that 2

snakegirl: hmmm....I wonder if Orochimaru left us any missions.

sakon: ill go ask

snakegirl: Okay, I'll go with you.

orochimaru: uh i have nothing for u at this time just make sure kabuto doesnt pee in my bed

orochimaru: or touch any of my possesions

snakegirl: You got it lord Orochimaru!

kabuto: today is a happy day!!! im going to take a nap!!!

snakegirl: *sneaks up to Orochimaru's room and whispers to Sakon: You think we should get him in trouble? ....and why is he sleeping in Orochimaru's bed again???*

sakon:gay or bi idk

snakegirl: hmmm....I think he might be gay because he didn't seem to like me earlier. *frown* Oh well. I don't need a bed wetting dork anyway.

sakon: he did blush..

snakegirl:hmmm....maybe he's bi then. Kabuto: *is standing behind them and they don't realize it* !!!!!!

sakon: where do u think he went

snakegirl: I don't know....but I feel like he's nearby for some reason....

sakon: y am i sweating so much !!

snakegirl:*slowly turns head* Whoa!!!! uh...heheh...hi Kabuto....*blush* heh...

sakon: oh f*ck!!!

Kabuto: So you guys think I'm gay!?!?!?!

sakon: ya

sakon: y else would u sleep in orochimarus bed

snakegirl: No, just bi *smile*

snakegirl:yeah! what he said!

kabuto: his bed is comfy!!!!

snakegirl: *blinks* Why isn't your bed comfy?

kabuto: its hard and sturdy *starts crying* u guys are mean!!!

snakegirl:Um...then why did I see Orochimaru walk in there to sleep?

kabuto: ummm.........its embarasing *whispers* i wet his bed and his room smells

snakegirl: *turns to Sakon* Why did I ever like this guy?

sakon: u thought he was cute remember

kabuto: u did?!?!?

snakegirl: oh yeah I remember now

kabuto:*starts acting really nervous and scared*

snakegirl: *turns to Kabuto* What's up with you? You look like there's something wrong with you.

kabuto: nothings wrong with me!!! just leave me alone!!!!!!

snakegirl: .....okay. Let's go Sakon.

kabuto: w8 i mean go away *starts going crazy*

shyshinobi: Kameko: ????What are you talking about?

sakon:*whispers* i think he likes u

snakegirl: *starts blushing looking over at him* Oooookay.

kabuto: *runs of crying*

shyshinobi: Kameko: man he's a wierd one

sakon: ya think?

snakegirl: Well now's the perfect chance to hide in there so we can spy on him again.

sakon:yea and make sure he doesnt pee in orochimarus bed

snakegirl: how do I do that!?!?!

sakon: pound him on the ground like last time

snakegirl: How do I know when he's peeing though? lol

sakon:idk

snakegirl: hmm...we're going to need some help for this one. Follow me! *runs out of the castle and into the leaf village*

sakon: u cant go in the leaf village!!!

snakegirl: *sneaks in and kidnaps Hinata sneaking back out*

sakon: hinata? shes useless

snakegirl: not in this case

sakon: wat are u going to do lol

snakegirl:Come on and I'll show you. I didn't want to catch any of the other hyuuga's because they would put up a bigger fight *runs into the room and hides in a closet with hinata tied up and gagged*

sakon: just tell me lol

snakegirl: I'm going to make Hinata use her byakugan to see through the matress. She'll be able to see the pee as it absorbs into it.

sakon: u know hes sleeping naked right?

snakegirl:........REALLY!?!?!

sakon:*points to the bed*

kabuto:*snores*

snakegirl: *turns to looks at the bed* ..... I wish I had byakugan!

sakon:*slaps* u have a sick mind!

snakegirl: ow! *rubs face* Kabuto: *starts to wake up*

kabuto:*pees*

shyshinobi: Kameko: Okay Hinata! Use the byakugan and we'll return you unharmed. *removes the gag* Hinata: uhh...uh.....o..okay... Byakugan! He...yeah...he peed.....*blushes*

spunge bob 101: sakon: *pukes*

snakegirl: *laughs* Okay I guess it's time to get that wierdo! *bursts out of the closet* Stop right there!!!

kabuto:huh?

kabuto: its not my fault im so lonley and it makes me pee in beds

sakon: say it:

snakegirl: umm i got to go

sakon: *grabs her arm* ur not going anywhere

snakegirl: kabuto would u feel better if i went out with u?

kabuto: well im more into orochimaru hes SEXY

snakegirl: *faints*

sakon: *grabs her* uh! look wat u did

kabuto: wat it was the truth

snakegirl: runs out of room

kabuto: follows her

snakegirl: get away u dork

sakon: i thought u like him lol

snakegirl: I did until he said that! eww! *starts crying* I thought I'd be good enough for him to since I'm half snake half human like Orochimaru to.

kabuto: u r???????

snakegirl*nods*

kabuto: well dont steal orochimaru from me

snakegirl hmmmm....I originally wanted you but now that you mention it.....

kabuto: *clueless*

snakegirl Whatever dork. *flicks him on the forehead* Hinata: *still in the closet struggles to get out of the rope she's tied in*

kabuto: *grabs her arm* dont go near orochimaru or else ill kill you

snakegirl: I'd like to see you try peebody.

kabuto: y u little biatch *beats the crap out of her*

snakegirl: *acts like she's getting the crap beaten out of her while sneaking a hand into his pocket and stealing his wallet.*

orochimaru: wats going on here this isnt play time kabuto

snakegirl: Orochimaru! He was beatting on me! *points at Kabuto*

orochimaru: kabuto how many times do i have to tell u this

snakegirl: Oh! And that's not all! He also pee'd in your bed!

orochimaru:thats it im kicking u out!!!!

kabuto: nooooooo

snakegirl: hehe *transforms into her real sound self and stick her tounge out at him*

kabuto; *hugs orochimaru* i love u!!!!!!!!!!!!!

snakegirl: *looks over at Orochimaru.*

orochimaru:ah!! the power of love makes me weak!!! stop it kabuto!!!!

snakegirl: *slaps hand against head* Sakon.... remind me why I'm working here?

sakon: idk

snakegirl: ....why are you working here?

sakon: i serve orochimaru

snakegirl: *walks over to wall and beats head on it*

orochimaru:im going to die!!!!!!!!!

snakegirl: ???? Why lord Orochimaru??? You having gas problems like Kabuto had earlier?

kabuto: orochimaru *proposes* will u marry me

orochimaru: never!!!

kabuto: *cries* y not

snakegirl: *laughs*

orochimaru: because i didnt hire u to ask me out!! i hired u to serve me

Sasuke: *wraps arms around Orochimaru and gives him a big hug*

orochimaru:i cant take it anymore

snakegirl: *looks over at Orochimaru confused*

orochimaru: sasuke y are u hugging me?

Sasuke: Because I LUV you! *smiles and continues hugging him*

orochimaru: is there any1 else *sighs*

snakegirl: *looks over at Sakon* Well everyone in the room is gay. You gunna ask him out to?

sakon: DO I LOOK GAY TO U!!?!?!?!?

snakegirl: shutting up now

sakon: ok i know this is just a dream ill wake up sooner or later

snakegirl: *pinches Sakon*

kabuto: *pull orochimaru's pants down*

snakegirl: See it's not a dream Sakon. *smile* It's a real living nightmare.

sakon: im going to take a nap....

snakegirl: Yeah...I'm going to take her back to her village now after convencing her that what she saw was not real.

Hinata: *has an experssion of fear*

sakon: u can just leave her shes nothing

orochimaru: kabuto stop raping me!!!

Sasuke: *takes off Orochimaru's shirt*

snakegirl: *hears the doorbell to the castle ring* You think we should get that?

sakon: dont u want to help orochimaru get out of that thing

snakegirl" *shrugs* Okay. *walks over to Sasuke and pulls him off then pulls out kunai and stabs Kabuto with it*

kabuto: subsitution jutsu!!

snakegirl: ???? Where did that dork go?

kabuto: *falls on kamekos back*

snakegirl: eep! *spins around to stab him with kunai again*

kabuto: now im going to rape u hahahah

snakegirl: You can't do anything you're just a worthless dork. *looks over at Sakon* Uh...you gunna help me?

sakon:*fell asleep on the floor*

snakegirl: .......*thinks to self: I hate you....* lol

kabuto:* holds arms thight*

snakegirl: *swings leg back and kicks him in the nuts*

kabuto: owwwwwww

snakegirl: *spins around and does a roundhouse kick to his face*

kabuto: u dont have to be mean to me!!!!

snakegirl: Oh yeah? Give me one good reason why I shouldn't.

kabuto: because i didnt do anything wrong

snakegirl: Oh yes you did. You would rather go out with him. *points to Orochimaru*

kabuto: idk

kabuto: well his hair is sexy...

snakegirl: *hears doorbell ring again* Ugh...I'll get it. *walks out to the door and opens it to see Guy and Kakashi standing in the doorway*

Kakashi: Uh...hi....did you happen to kidnap one of our ninjas? *looks at Kakashi blushing and smiling big*

: kabuto: plz take her shes annoying

Kakashi: *scratches head* looking at Kameko*

kabuto: no leaf villagers allowed so bye

*shuts door*

snakegirl: *looks over at kabuto with an angry expression* Grrrrr.....

kabuto: u know the rules

Guy: Wacha!! *kicks through the door*

rock lee: its rock lee the handsome devil of the leaf village

snakegirl: *turns to Kabuto* What about your little rule now? *sticks out tounge*

kabuto: orochimaru!!

orochimaru: wat now kabuto!!!

kabuto: she broke the rule

snakegirl: Orochimaru...*gets puppy dog eyes*....I didn't break the rule. These ninja just came her looking for a girl that we have in the castle.

orochimaru: whatever just kick them out i need a sponge bath

snakegirl: Yes my lord. *smile*

orochimaru: kabuto for ur punishment u have to give me my spongebath

kabuto: *thinks* thats the best punishment evur!! i wonder if i get to see him naked

shyshinobi: Kameko: Uh.....Orochimaru sir.....he might like that....

snakegirl: he tryed to rape you and he's gay

orochimaru: how would u know everyone knows cleaning is boring

snakegirl: Well I know because I think he'd like seeing you naked.

orochimaru: nonesense

*all the leaf ninja look at them with big eyes*

orochimaru: get the leaf ninjas outa here this is none of there bussiness

snakegirl: ookay....*gets hinata and unties her leading her out to the others* Come on guys.

orochimaru: kabuto give me a spongebath now!

snakegirl: *yells out* Sakon!!! Wake up and come with us!!! I know you don't like me but come on!!!!

sakon: wats going on

snakegirl: We have to take these guys back while Kabuto gives Orochimaru a sponge bath.

sakon: kabuto!! give!! orochimaru a spongebath!!!!

sakon:*panics*

sakon: i dont think i would trust kabuto if i were in orochimarus shoes

snakegirl: I told him that but he didn't listen.

snakegirl: Why didn't he listen to me???

orochimaru: scrube harder!!!

kabuto: umm just a minute i missed an IMPORTANT spot

snakegirl: ewww!!! did you hear that Sakon?!?!?

sakon: yes i dont think i should stand here anymore

snakegirl: Alright. Let's get these guys outta here.

orochimaru: owwwww

snakegirl: *pushes the shocked leaf ninja out of the door*

sakon: i cant sleep at night anymore since kabutos gay and stuff

snakegirl: *looks over at Sakon* Why? You afraid he'll come after you?

sakon: *nods*

orochimaru: kabuto ur not suppose clean that part!!

snakegirl: hmmm....why don't you keep one head awake at night and the other asleep? Would that work?

sakon: it only works on the 2nd level of the curse mark

snakegirl: Oh, then it wouldn't work to well then. hmmm.....have you thought about installing some sort of alarm?

orochimaru: kabuto u dont know how to give a spongebath properly!!

orochimaru: kabuto y r u doing this

snakegirl: You know....I would help him but I don't want to go in there while he's naked.

sakon: y not

sakon: u cant see anything in a bath tub

snakegirl: Then why don't you do it?

sakon: ugh fine

sakon: *grabs kabuto and kicks him out of the shower room*

snakegirl: Yay! you're doing something!!!

kabuto: hey! that was getting fun!

snakegirl: *takes Kabuto's glasses off again and throws then to the floor stomping on them*

kabuto: i didnt do anything to u !!!!

snakegirl: I know but you did something to the person I serve. Sorry. *smile*

kabuto: but hes hot!!!

snakegirl: And you're not so you two don't look good together.

kabuto: stop making fun of me

orochimaru: sakon! finish my spongebath

sakon:*thinks* oh no

shyshinobi: Kameko: Why should I dork.

kabuto: i thought u liked me *cries*

snakegirl: I did until you went and ruined it. Sheesh.

kabuto: how did i ruin it! maybe this is y i like guys better ?

kabuto: oh well ill just mess with orochimaru until he likes me

snakegirl: *mumbles* and that's how you ruined it you dork

kabuto: hmmm

kabuto: even jiraiyas tips didnt work

snakegirl: ???? Jiraiya!?!?!

kabuto: yea

kabuto: he said if u rape ppl ull get them

snakegirl: He's giving you tips on how to be gay!?!?!?!

kabuto: gay?

kabuto: he never said that

kabuto: oh ya the next thing is too...

snakegirl: *looks at Kabuto confused* Man you are wierd.

kabuto: this better work or els i want a refund

snakegirl: Refund???

kabuto: oh ya he thaught me EVERYTHING

snakegirl: Maybe I shouldn't even ask.

kabuto: ?

kabuto: hes not a very good teacher...

snakegirl: why?

kabuto: nothing worked yet

snakegirl: Well I guess his teachings don't work on guys.

kabuto: or girls

snakegirl: *blushes* whatta yha mean?

kabuto: i tried it with hinata when she was in the closet

snakegirl: ......*walks away* Why do I even bother...

sakon: i told u he was clueless

kabuto: orochimaru!!!!

kabuto: i miss u

snakegirl: *starts banging head against wall again*

sakon: wats wrong

sakon???????

: I'm tired of trying to get a bf in this joint!

sakon: lol kabuto doesnt get anything hes one of the dumbasses

snakegirl: Well then there are a lot of dumbasses around her

*here

kabuto: i wonder where Hinata is

sakon: kabuto didnt know wat u meant obviosly and ppl with glasses arent always smart

snakegirl: He did because it's kinda obvious what someone means when they ask you out.

kabuto: ive lived with kabuto here for a while and trust me hes clueless about that stuff

snakegirl: Well then I'm giving up on him. He's not worth it. lol

sakon: lol

orochimaru: ahhh i feel refreshed except oww

snakegirl: ???? What's wrong lord Orochimaru?

orochimaru: its kabutos fault

snakegirl: Doesn't suprise me.

kabuto: *runs to orochimaru and sniffs him* my my u smell good


snakegirl: *shakes head* oh brother

kabuto: im the only gay eskimo!!

snakegirl: Shut up Kabuto. Nobody wants to hear you.

kabuto: im a very good singer biatch!

snakegirl: Whatever.

kabuto:lord orochimaru are u gay

: snakegirl: *looks over at Orochimaru*

orochimaru: i love no one

snakegirl Yes!

kabuto: is that a yes?

orochimaru:......

snakegirl:You heard him Kabuto. He doesn't love anybody and that includes you.

kabuto: but i thought we had something special u sexy thing!!!

snakegirl: omg!

orochimaru: *frightened*

snakegirl: Oh look what you did Kabuto!

kabuto: hmmm?

kabuto: all i did was tell the truth

sasuke: ya u guys have no feelings

sakon: how come orochimaru wasnt frightened when u did it

snakegirl: ????

snakegirl: oh I think Orochimaru does love somebody!!!

orochimaru: wat are u talking about

snakegirl: You love Sasuke like I USED to love Kabuto!

orochimaru: no i dont stop this foolishness

snakegirl: *giggles*

snakegirl: *walks out to the kitchen and starts eatting some cookies with milk at the table while everyone talks about how gay they are in the other room*

orochimaru: *comes in* do u think we should lock kabuto in the dungon

snakegirl: *munching on a cookie nods yes*

orochimaru: but then again hes crying *sighs*

snakegirl: I tried to cheer him up you know but it didn't work out.

orochimaru: do it again i cant take it anymore!!

snakegirl: But he doesn't like me back. He likes you

.

orochimaru: dont remind me of that!

orochimaru: maybe if i get a haircut he wont

snakegirl: I don't think so. My hairs long to and I even kinda look like you with the pale skin and all and he doesn't like me.

orochimaru: ugh maybe i was too soft on him time to feel the pain!!

snakegirl: Go kick his butt Orochimaru!

orochimaru: *grabs a whip*

snakegirl: *gets big eyes* Uh...sir...I don't think....ugh nvm

orochimaru: wat were u going to say tell me now

snakegirl: I think he would like that lord Orochimaru.

orochimaru: y he can feel the pain

snakegirl: He thinks your sexy and that's kinky. *smile*

orochimaru: kinky?

orochimaru: wat do u mean kinky

kabuto: *starts singing* im the only gay eskimo and the only 1 i know

snakegirl: Well....if you do that to him he won't look at it as punishment but rather a....sexual pleasure...

orochimaru: hows that

orochimaru: now! feel the pain!!

*whips*

snakegirl: *shakes head and takes another bite out of a cookie*

kabuto: a little to the left

kabuto: hold on let me take my clothes off

snakegirl: *spits out cookie and coughs*

kabuto: im ready!!

snakegirl: *looks up and says to self* If there's a god....

kabuto: ur next blondie!!!

snakegirl: woo!

snakegirl: *eats another cookie*

kabuto: *grabs her takes her clothes off*

snakegirl: *eyes get big* But I was eatting a cookie!

kabuto: .............

kabuto: *snakegirl got raped*

snakegirl: *smiles while laying next to him in the bed and finishes eatting her cookie*

kabuto: im the only bi eskimo

kabuto: orochimaru!!

kabuto: im waiting orochimaru *winks*

Orochimaru: Hold on! *in another room with Sasuke*

orochimaru: wat do u want kabuto

kabuto: ur life!!

orochimaru: *grabs a knife*

snakegirl:*watches*

orochimaru:* walks toward kabuto* i thought i had u off my back but i gueses i have to kill u

snakegirl : *eats popcorn while watching and offers some to Sakon and Ukon*

kabuto: y r u doing this to me!!!

orochimaru: because u have had it with u *stabs kabuto*

snakegirl: *shrugs* He'll just heal himself. He's good at that stuff. He's a doctor.

orochimaru: so wat at least he can feel the pain

snakegirl: *eats more popcorn*

kabuto: u know i will never stop loving u

orochimaru: i thought u were with that new girl!!!

snakegirl: *gets annoyed look on her face*

kabuto: but ur beauty is stronger than hers

orochimaru: but im not even a girl!!!

kabuto: exactly *winks*

snakegirl:*goes out to kitchen and gets a cupcake, places an explosive tag in it then throws it at Kabuto. It explodes on him*

kabuto: *cries*

kabuto: orochimaru! she hit me! *cries*

snakegirl: *crosses arms and turns back to him. Just then a big explosion blows out the wall and a giant clay bird swoops down and pick up Kameko* Whoa!

kabuto: *grabs her*

kabuto: ur not going anywhere sissy!!

snakegirl: Oh what do you care you dork! Go love your more beautiful boy friend! *kicks him in the face so he'll let go*

kabuto: orochimaru!!

orochimaru: go with her i dont want to see u anymore

snakegirl: *climbs up onto the clay bird and sits there pulling a cookie out of her pocket*

kabuto: where are u going?

snakegirl: Some where far away from you....where ever this dude is taking me...*looks over at the stranger wearing a cloak and hat*

kabuto: u cant go

snakegirl: Oh yeah? Watch me!

kabuto: y r u leaving me?

snakegirl: Because I'm not beautiful enough for you! *looks over at the stranger who still has his back turned to her* Hey, do you think I'm beautiful?

stranger: ??????/

stranger: thats a stupid question

snakegirl: ??? why? I really don't know if I am or not because of that guy down there!

kabuto: *pushes glasses up*

stranger: ur not my type

snakegirl: Well why should I care I can't even see you with all that stuff covering your face!

stranger: i dont like blondes

snakegirl: *whimpers* b...but....

stranger:hmm?

snakegirl: Everyone thinks I'm ugly!!! Why!?!?!

snakegirl: *blinks*

kabuto: i dont *pushes glasses up*

orochimaru: *sighs* here we go again

snakegirl: *looks down at Kabuto* Whatever.

kabuto: wat do u mean watever

snakegirl: Everytime I starts liking you again he start drooling over Orochimaru so it's over.

kabuto: i do not!!

kabuto: ok maybe his eyes hypnotise me *smiles*

snakegirl: * looks over at the stranger* What's your name?

stranger: itachi

itachi: itachi uchiha

snakegirl: ....why did you blow up the castle wall and fly inside on a clay bird?

itachi: umm is sasuke here

snakegirl: uh...yeah...but there's something you should know about him....

kabuto: since u hate me now...orochimaru im ready to give u ur spongebath

itachi: yes i know he bra models

orochimaru: i dont trust u kabuto u make it very painful

snakegirl: *eyes get big* ......WTF!?!?!

itachi: i wasnt suppose to tell u that.....

snakegirl: Whoa! Okay! Damn!

kabuto: plz orochimaru i promise ill make it a good 1

orochimaru: *runs and screams*

snakegirl: Itachi, you see what I put up with? Since you don't like blondes do you know anyone who might?

itachi: umm i have to go bye!! *grabs sasuke*

snakegirl: Oh no you don't! *holds down onto the bird* I'm not getting off until you answer me.

itachi: well that 1 guy did until u ruined it....

snakegirl: He ruined it first.

itachi: lol

snakegirl: He did! He loves Orochimaru more than me. He said I wasn't as beautiful as him and everything. Grrr!

itachi: he did give u another chance

itachi: y am i talking about this shit im leaving


sasuke: brother at last we meet

sasuke: i missed u!!

snakegirl: *gets off the bird and walks to the leaf village while Itachi and Sasuke talk back at the castle*

orochimaru: where are u going

snakegirl: To relieve my stress and eat at a famous ramen stand.

orochimaru: dont forget u work for me and u cant leave me

snakegirl: Ugh......*stops walking and turns around* ....okay lord Orochimaru.

kabuto: *thinks*

kabuto: orochimaru ill follow her to make sure she doesnt get away

snakegirl: *keeps walking back toward the castle*

snakegirl: *turns head to make sure they're not watching then turns onto another path toward the leaf village again*

sakon: *follows*

snakegirl: *looks bumbed while continuing to walk* Hey Sakon.

ukon: can we plz go home!!

sakon: not now ukon

snakegirl: *sighs and looks down at the ground while walking*

sakon: wats wrong

snakegirl: I'm ugly and the only guy that kinda likes me is a dork who is in love with Orochimaru and thinks I'm not as beautiful as him.

sakon: hahahhah

ukon: my god !!lets go home

sakon: kabuto told me hes all over u

ukon: sakon!!!!

sakon: yes?

ukon: lets go home

sakon: ok ok

kabuto: im a nerd! i read the dictionary!!

snakegirl: ......ooookay.

kabuto: orochimarus name is in it!!

kabuto: doy doy doy

snakegirl: *shakes head*

kabuto: which way are u shaking ur head

snakegirl: Oh brother!

KABUTO: P side< to side or down and up>

snakegirl: *side to side*

kabuto: ohhhhh

kabuto: orochimaru means....giant serpent

kabuto: *eyes shine* thats a beautiful name

snakegirl: I'm outta here.

kabuto: lol

orochimaru: *chains kabuto to the wall*

orochimaru: now u cant move

kabuto: i can still talk


kabuto: me likey

orochimaru:noooo! theres no way to torcher him

whipping didnt work beating him didnt work chaining him up didnt work wat will?!?!?!

snakegirl:Beating him up would but not the whipping and the chaining him up.

orochimaru: hmmm

orochimaru: *uses his tongue to wack kabuto*

snakegirl: LOL! Why did he have to use his tounge????

kabuto: it tickles

orochimaru: man he likes to play it tuff

snakegirl: lol you know what I'm talking about! lol

orochimaru:*summons snake and the snake swallows kabuto*

orochimaru: kabuto is long gone!!

snakegirl: Woo! You go Orochi!

orochimaru: now i can keep up with my work

kabuto: *comes out of the other end* o.o

snakegirl: EWWWW!!!

orochimaru: kabuto leave now!!!

snakegirl: man! you smelt of piss before but now you smell like shit to!

kabuto: i dont want to leave!!

orochimaru: some1 find a way to get rid of him!!!

snakegirl: I tired to lord Orochimaru but nothing worked.

kabuto: i havent tooken a shower for like 1 month

orochimaru: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

snakegirl: well then you don't smell any different now do you?

kabuto: i hate showers!!!

orochimaru: then take 1

kabuto: no u cant make me!!!

snakegirl: Lord Orochimaru I would but I don't want to touch him right now...yuck!

orochimaru: whoever gives him a shower ill give u 1 week off

orochimaru: im afraid he'll rape me if i give him 1

kabuto: this isnt a trick!! just saying in case u thought it was!

snakegirl: I'm sorry sir but I'm still not touching him. He's covered in shit for christ sakes.

kabuto: lord orochimaru looks like ur going to have to wash me

orochimaru: how about u get lost!!

snakegirl: Why can't you wash yourself you big baby

kabuto: i dont know how

kabuto: i have mental retardation

snakegirl: Well now that explains everything now doesn't it!

kabuto: *plays with orochimarus hair*

orochimaru:eww my hair is covered in shit!!

kabuto: looks like ur going to need a shower ill take 1 with u

orochimaru: y dont u go take a shower in the lake thats 300 miles away!!

kabuto: i will ur wish is my command

kabuto: *goes far away*

-kabuto never came back ever again and died-

snakegirl: thank god

orochimaru: party time!!

snakegirl: *gets out party hats and balloons*

orochimaru: *bakes "kabuto is dead" cake*

sakon: yay! i can sleep peacefully at night again!!

orochimaru: *finds kabutos scrapbook* WTF y r there pics of me with hearts all over it!!

THE END~~~~